Learning SEO is fun, so this quiz is definitely worth sharing! Holy Garlic! Buddy, I have to come to your place and teach you how to live! Prepare a wooden stake, I’m getting closer! Hey, you desperately need to read some theory! Werewolves haunt such SEO beginners and bite them to pieces. I’m calling the security guards and they will take you away to the SEO Funny Farm! They’re coming to take you away! I’ll ask Tutankhamun to bandage you so you will never ever think of choosing this variant! The full Moon is coming… If I were you, I wouldn’t leave the house. The Werewolf is on his guard. Mr. Hyde asked for your address. Await his visit. Mr. Hyde asked for your address. Await his visit. Hydra is inviting you for a cup of tea. She will make sure to warm up your cup to the maximum. Maybe, with you in it. Loki borrowed Thor’s hammer to teach you SEO! Hydra is inviting you for a cup of tea. She will make sure to warm up your cup to the maximum. Maybe, with you in it. Loki borrowed Thor’s hammer to teach you SEO! Holy Garlic! Buddy, I have to come to your place and teach you how to live! Prepare a wooden stake, I’m getting closer! Holy Garlic! Buddy, I have to come to your place and teach you how to live! Prepare a wooden stake, I’m getting closer! Holy Garlic! Buddy, I have to come to your place and teach you how to live! Prepare a wooden stake, I’m getting closer! Hey, you desperately need to read some theory! Werewolves haunt such SEO beginners and bite them to pieces. I’m calling the security guards and they will take you away to the SEO Funny Farm! They’re coming to take you away! I’m calling the security guards and they will take you away to the SEO Funny Farm! They’re coming to take you away! I’ll ask Tutankhamun to bandage you so you will never ever think of choosing this variant! I’ll ask Tutankhamun to bandage you so you will never ever think of choosing this variant! The full Moon is coming… If I were you, I wouldn’t leave the house. The Werewolf is on his guard.
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#1. The Invisible Man’s traineeship is finishing soon but he still can’t understand what high quality content is. Casper, your marketing director, finally caught him.
Now’s the time to lecture him on what can kill the value of your content: 
#2. Your buddy Tutankhamun is an SEO specialist in your company and desperately needed an assistant.
He has hired Gargoyle... It’s a disaster! Even Angéle de la Barthe, your designer, wants to bedevil this fool because he broke her laptop!
This creature thinks that if you interlink your site pages like Hallopedia and use the proper anchor text, your site pages may do well!
What can you say? 
#3. A complaint came to coolest_gremlin@hell.com. There was a fight between a copywriter and an SEO specialist yesterday! As a result: skeletons - security guards - are counting fractures and calling on goblins to party hard and take revenge on those dippies!
Walls are broken, laptops are sticking out of the windows, our PPC specialist is crying.
The agenda was: how to pick the most effective keywords for your site? Look at several suggestions and choose the best one: 
#4. “Dear diary, that was the worst Fright Night in my long-long life! Give me some rest from these mad zombies!
We tried to discuss how to best defeat your SEO competitors… Angéle proposed a damnation or burning at the stake. Holy garlic, we are not the Inquisition! Who will pay for the fire gremlins?!
The Invisible Man wants to sneak into their servers, Casper is “too friendly”: he just wants to poison them. Only Kuafu, our best SEO Analyst, has offered some worthy variants. What do you think?” 
#5. Angels visited your office yesterday and proposed a direct link exchange. The Angel in Chief said that it was still an effective link building method…
What would you say in response? 
#6. The Werewolf is working on a new campaign. Over a cup of plasma you talked with him about featured snippets.
That was the nicest and calmest talk in a long time. James is such a puppy on the day of the new Moon. He asked for your generous advice on META description tags.
Why should he work on them harder? 
#7. Tutankhamun is experimenting with the customers’ projects again! May his tomb never open again!
Now he wants to create a killer blog for Mammon’s ecommerce site! However, he has zero knowledge of what it should look like!
Where was my brain when I hired him?! Help him choose the best variant: 
#8. Tara wants to open a local store in the south-east of Naraka.
Our local SEO expert Boogeyman is leaving to sign the contract today. He designed a cool SEM strategy and is going to make that local store the most popular place in Naraka!
Holy bats! At least one creature is really working here! Look through a list of his strategies and choose the best one: 
#9. We have a request for help from Merlin. He wrote that “King Arthur would like to ask some questions. He’s decided to open a website to conduct webinars for the population.
We have encountered a problem. We can’t understand what we need the Hoggle URL Inspection Tool for?” 
#10. One of our long-term clients came with another SEO wish last week. The Tarasque wants to redirect his clients from one page to another for a week while he implements some updates to the original one to improve its Scary Experience.
Tutankhamun offered to use a specific status code for this mission. However, he is pretty old now and forgot what code the Tarasque needs: 
#11. This day has started with pain. Even that wooden stake in my chest didn’t cause that much suffering. Hoggle rolled out an update…
This Core Update made Angéle remember all the curses she had ever written. The Invisible Man is dropping tears on his keyboard. Tutankhamun came back to his tomb and is now studying targeting because he can’t use manipulative link building anymore.
This update has such a strange name… 
#12. I had dinner with Professor Abraham Van Helsing yesterday. If there had been no wars between us in the past, I would have made him a part of my team!
He told me about his recent client. Charon wanted to promote a new path to the Underworld across Styx on the home page.
The problem was: they couldn’t understand how to make Hoggle find an embedded YouTube video on his website. What’s the best decision? 
#13. Dīs Pater cooperated with Hades. They finished an SEO course from Medusa and decided to make everything by themselves. Athena was laughing out loud for five days when she saw the results.
They didn’t even take care of key SEO-sensitive tags! When I was talking with her during the ambrosia party, she couldn’t calm down.
Honestly, I felt embarrassed for a second. What are these key SEO-sensitive tags? 
#14. An ecommerce website “Mercurius Offers” has almost zero traffic. Hermes himself is shocked and angry. Even Hades is afraid of joking about it with him. He can’t understand what’s wrong.
Poseidon advised him to address our company and ask for help. Tutankhamun found out the problem was with his URL. It’s not understandable for people and search engines.
Help to choose the right one: 
#15. Loki is the only friend of mine who follows SEO trends. Sometimes I want to offer him Tutankhamun’s position in our company but I understand that Tutankhamun will lock me up in his tomb if I do that.
Thank you, but I will pass. Still, this doesn’t stop me from asking for some advice from time to time.
Loki advised me to implement structured data, but he forgot to tell me how to check it. Could you help me, please? 
#16. There is a rumor spreading across Athens: The Minotaur opened a cafe inside the Maze.
The grand opening was pretty cool, but there is a problem: the gods can’t find the cafe in the dark and always get lost among the millions of corners and go away upset.
Medusa, our local SEO expert, is on her way to Crete already. How can she help them? 
#17. My Friday business trip to Norway was magnificent. Except for the details. It turned out that Tutankhamun is scared of planes and Kuafu is too talkative. I need some days to rest from them.
The meeting with a client was fast and furious. I’m highly satisfied. Fossegrimen wants to teach people music online. However, he wants to hide some URLs from search engines. Tutankhamun is again shocked because he knows nothing and this drives me mad.
What do I pay him for!? Honey, how to solve this problem? 
#18. Teke Teke called. She is going to launch a line of scythes and wants to implement structured data for her scythes to be seen in the form of rich results on the SERPs when the Grim Reaper is looking for them.
What format of structured data markup should we advise her? 
#19. During our last video call with Hydra, she was truly upset. She said Hercules comes too often for a cup of tea and a heart-to-heart talk.
We advised her to temporarily kill a URL from Hoggle search results so Hercules cannot get directions to Hydra’s place. How should we do this? 
#20. Batara Kala and Setesuyara started a blog about how to rule over time and destruction. They want to reach top positions in organic search results and vertical search results.
Before his vacation with his mummy, Tutankhamun offered to use HTML <img> Tag in images so Hoggle will index them and show them in vertical search results. He wasn’t sure about what he was saying and just escaped to Cairo a few hours ago.
Was he right or is my blood is burning from range for a reason?
Learning SEO is fun, so this quiz is definitely worth sharing!